1. Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.苦难是人生最伟大的老师。
2. Adversity is a good discipline.苦难是磨练人的好机会。
3. A man can't ride your back unless it is bent.你的腰不弯，别人就不能骑在你的背上。
4. Although again sweet candy, also has a bitter day.即使再甜的糖，也有苦的一天。
5. Sharp tools make good work.工欲善其事，必先利其器。
6. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.今日事今日毕!
7. Wasting time is robbing oneself.浪费时间就是掠夺自己。
8. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.世界上对勇气的最大考验是忍受失败而不丧失信心。
9. A man's best friends are his ten fingers.人最好的朋友是自己的十个手指。
10. Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions.只有在日常生活中尽责的人才会在重大时刻尽责。
11. The shortest way to do many things is to only one thing at a time.做许多事情的捷径就是一次只做一件事。
12. There's only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that's your own self.这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
13. The first step is as good as half over.第一步是最关键的一步。
14. Do one thing at a time, and do well.一次只做一件事，做到最好!
15. Believe that god is fair.相信上帝是公平的。
16. Wealth is the test of a man's character.财富是对一个人品格的试金石。
17. The best hearts are always the bravest.心灵最高尚的人，也总是最勇敢的人。
18. When all else is lost the future still remains.就是失去了一切别的，也还有未来。
19. Sow nothing, reap nothing.春不播，秋不收。
20. Keep on going never give up.勇往直前， 决不放弃!
21. The wealth of the mind is the only wealth.精神的`财富是唯一的财富。
22. Never say die.永不气馁!
23. Nurture passes nature.教养胜过天性。
24. There is no garden without its weeds.没有不长杂草的花园。
25. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好!
26. The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
27. The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ".凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。
28. Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。
29. You have to believe in yourself . That''s the secret of success.人必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀。
30. If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson.如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。
31. You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.你不能改变你的过去，但你可以让你的未来变得更美好。一旦时间浪费了，生命就浪费了。
32. There is but one secret to sucess---never give up!成功只有一个秘诀--永不放弃!
33. For man is man and master of his fate.人就是人，是自己命运的主人。
34. What makes life dreary is the want of motive.没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。
35. Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
36. Gods determine what you're going to be.人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。
37. Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。
38. All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用。
39. The good seaman is known in bad weather.惊涛骇浪，方显英雄本色。
40. The secret of success is constancy to purpose.成功的秘诀在于对目标的忠实。
41. For man is man and master of his fate.人就是人，是自己命运的主人。
42. The unexamined life is not worth living.——Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。——苏格拉底
43. None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.——Erasmus只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
44. Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness.——R.M. Nixon命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。因此，让我们毫无畏惧，满心愉 悦地把握命运。——尼克松
45. Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.——John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金
46. Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功;尽管做你自己热爱的事情并且相信它，成功自然到来。
47. All things come to those who wait.苍天不负有心人。
48. Victory won''t come to me unless I go to it.胜利是不会向我们走来的，我必须自己走向胜利。
49. A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。
50. While there is life there is hope.一息若存，希望不灭。
51. I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards.我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。
52. Cease to struggle and you cease to live. 生命不止，奋斗不息。
53. Never underestimate your power to change yourself!永远不要低估你改变自我的能力!
54. Nothing is impossible!没有什么不可能!
55. Do what you say,say what you do.做你说过的，说你能做的。
56. What makes life dreary is the want of motive.——George Eliot没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。——乔治•埃略特
57. Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.——Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
58. There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power.——Balzac没有伟大的意志力，便没有雄才大略。——巴尔扎克
59. The good seaman is known in bad weather.惊涛骇浪，方显英雄本色。
60. Fear not that the life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.——J.H. Newman不要害怕你的生活将要结束，应该担心你的生活永远不会真正开始。——纽曼
1.上高中
2.男同学站在我左边，女同学站在我右边，其他人原地不动...结果就他没动。
3. 小学里每次要考试的时候，班主任总喜欢说：“真替你们着急啊，我真是皇帝不急急太监!”明明是个老太太，怎么喜欢说自己是太监呢？
4.有一天外面下大雨，老师满脸雨水的走进教室，在讲桌前不知道找着什么东西，找了一会就问前排的同学:“我擦纸的脸呢?”
5.线段a是线段b的一半，那线段b是线段a的多少呢？(全班皆静，候高论，半晌后)线段b就是线段a的两半。（晕）
6.初中，某数学老师讲方程式变换，在讲台上袖子一挽大声喝道：同学们注意！我要变形了！……
7.大学“军事理论”在一大教室上，所以老师得别一个小麦克风。一回上到一半，老师停了下来说，“我马上回来”。然后就听到一阵脚步声，一下拉门声，一声“呲~~”，然后就是一阵水柱溅地声，然后又是一声“呲~~”，一下拉门声，一阵脚步声。当他回到教室，开口说“我们继续”的时候，教室里一百多号人终于忍不住都笑了起来。大笑、捧腹的那种。
8.一同学在下面闹，我们老师说：“你给我站到黑板上面去！！” 高难度
9.我初中老师讲题目喜欢用投身其中……“我的底面半径是20CM，我的'高是50CM，那么我……”下面有人说“是饭桶……”全班爆笑……
10.老师说某某真聪明，七窍通了六窍，那人正得意时补上一句，一窍不通~！
11.初中英语老师是个秃子，一天上课，他问一个同学：“what day is today?’（我的头是秃头？）同学想了一下，回答：“Yes.”
12.高三数学摸底一男生问：老师，画图没有铅笔，是借一支还是用钢笔？老师（老年妇女）答：随你的大小便吧。
13.:高中的代数老师：“说话不许出声音。”
14. 语文老师 讲“停车...（停车坐爱枫林晚一句）大家知道诗人停车干什么啊？”
15.高中一化学老师兼教导主任做题时故意做错，然后让某同学找出其中的错误。该同学艰难的答出之后，老师赞许而很严肃地说：“很好，你看出了老师的破腚（绽）。”众皆木然，下课后，老师刚走出去，全班哄堂大笑。
16.某日，我们高中数学老师跟我们讲函数周期表时，讲到“周期”二字时激动地走下讲台，对着全班同学说：“你们还不了解周期啊，真的是猪都比你们聪明些。”然后他指着第一排的一个女生说：“你知道什么是周期吗？你跟他们解释一下。”全班均晕倒。
17.我们初中时候规定升国旗时候要穿校服，结果总有一些人没有穿校服或者是单只穿裤子或者是衣服。然后每次升旗之前校长都拿着一个扩音喇叭在那里说：“有的同学不穿衣服，有的同学不穿裤子，有的就干脆衣服裤子都不穿”
18. 语文老师教赤壁的课文，说起曹兵在华容道互相践踏，感慨道：人流是可怕的……
19.某天上数学偶看到偶们数学老师牙上有片绿叶子（老师中午估计是吃韭菜馅的饺子了）过了一会发现叶子没了………下课的时候发现在我们班某女生的脖子上……
20.初中语文课的女老师刚从师大毕业，什么都好，就是喜欢突击式地抽同学上黑板默写名词解释。方法是，老师口述某个词，同学默写，并加解释。
记得有一次，抽到一个不爱听讲的男生。老师一遍一遍地重复念“间或”，那男生抓着头皮在黑板前熬了好几分钟，突然刷刷刷地写下：
21.高中时，有一次，语文老师大概厕所回来拉链忘拉了，上课，教室里有点乱，老师又偏爱挺胸，见没人理他，肚子一挺，指着自己，“同学们，请看这儿，大家看着我，看这里！”。下面一片哗然~~~~
PS：记得快要考试时，我们化学老师总是会说：“同学们，我们的时间已经不多了……”好像大家都快要死了一样。
还有一次班主任要出去学习，走之前他对大家说：“在我不在了的这段时间里……”是在讲遗言吧～
1、学高为师，身正为范。
Learn Gao Weishi, body is for fan.
2、教师就是要敬业爱生。
The teacher is to love life.
3、把一切知识教给一切人。
Teach all knowledge to all people.
4、心灵的沟通胜于知识传递。
The communication is more than knowledge transfer of the mind.
5、教育加赞赏等于教育的平方。
The square of education plus appreciation education.
6、老老实实做人，踏踏实实工作。
An honest person, steadfast work.
7、老师糊涂一时，学生糊涂一世。
Is wise at all time, the teacher students confused.
8、怎样的老师造就了怎样的学生。
What the teacher has produced what kind of students.
9、循循善诱，诲人不倦的是老师。
Coaxing, teaching is a teacher.
10、教师施爱宜在严爱与宽爱之间。
The teacher ShiAiYi in tough love and love between wide.
11、教着，感受着;走着，快乐着!
Teach the feeling; Walking, happy!
12、天才不是别的，而是辛劳和勤奋。
Genius is nothing but hard work and diligence.
13、愿乘风破万里浪，甘面壁谈十年书。
Let the wind to break the waves, gump side wall about ten years.
14、亲其师，信其道，恶其师，疏其道。
Close its division, to its faith, its division, thin its way.
15、学生没有教师，就象生活没有阳光。
Students have no teacher, just like life without sunshine.
16、要做孩子的老师，先做孩子的朋友。
Do your child's teacher, do the child's friend first.
17、让学生张扬个性，放飞想象的春天。
Let the student individuality, spring release imagination.
18、最有价值的知识是关于方法的知识。
The most valuable knowledge is knowledge of the way.
19、牵着孩子们的手，快乐地迎接每一天!
Holding the hand of the children, happy to meet every day!
20、是宽容而不是纵容，是诱导而不是命令。
Tolerance is not indulgence, induction, rather than command.
21、多一份真诚的关怀，少一点无为的谴责。
A sincere care more, nothing less.
22、做本真教师，教本色语文，育世纪人才。
Be true teacher, teach nature language, century talents.
23、没有教师的成长，学生的成长是不可能的。
Without the teacher's growth, the growth of the students is impossible.
24、对所学知识资料的兴趣可能成为领悟动机。
Interest in the knowledge data could be comprehend motives.
25、打电话的时候请你微笑，对方一定感觉得到。
Make a phone call smile when you, the other party must feel it.
26、为他人的愉悦而工作，才能到达自身的完善。
Work for the pleasure of others, to get to their own perfect.
27、友善伴随着孩子，他看见洒向人间的都是爱。
Friendly with the children, he saw the sprinkled on the earth is love.
28、用心关注孩子，用心接纳孩子，用心体会孩子。
Attentively focus on the child, the heart to accept children, truly absorbed children.
29、真正的教师，极力防止自己的坏习惯及于学生。
True teachers, to prevent his bad habits and the student.
30、只有先让学生喜欢你，学生才会喜欢你上的课。
Only let students like you, would like you in the class.
31、赢得学生内心的尊敬和思念，是教师最大的幸福。
To win the respect of students' inner and miss, is a teacher's biggest happiness.
32、作为一名园丁，我坚信每一朵花都有盛开的理由。
As a gardener, I believe that every flower is in full bloom.
33、培养人，就是培养他获得未来，愉悦的前景的道路。
Cultivating people, is training he received in the future, cheerful prospect of road.
34、良好的师德风范必须“心中有学生”“有学生立场”。
Good ethics model must be "a student in your heart" "are there any students in position".
35、教师最大的幸福就是把一群群孩子，送往理想的彼岸。
Teacher's biggest happiness is to groups of children, sent to the other side of the ideal.
36、享受人文的课堂，享受动感的课堂，享受智慧的课堂。
Enjoy the humanities class, enjoy a dynamic class, enjoy the wisdom of classroom.
37、教育学生，从爱出发，句子大全http://Www.1juzI.coM/爱是一种特持久而深刻的感情。
Education students, set off from love, love is a kind of lasting and profound affection.
38、要有比教师学习更快的能力。要有比别人善于学习的能力。
Teachers should have more ability to learn faster. Ability to be good at learning than others.
39、教学的艺术不在于传授的本领，而在于激励、唤醒、鼓舞。
In the teaching of art is not impart ability, but inspire, awaken and inspire.
40、爱是前提，严立规矩;以尊重赢得信赖，以智慧点燃智慧。
Love is the premise, YanLi rules; With respect to win trust, wisdom wisdom.
41、让每个孩子都领略到教育的美好，在知识的海洋中尽情遨游!
Let every child enjoy the beauty of education, to swim in the sea of knowledge!
42、把显露智慧的机会让给学生，把欣赏的目光分给每一个学生。
To give students the opportunity to the unveiling of wisdom, to appreciate the attention to each student.
43、只有群众和教师首先看到学生优点的地方，学生才能产生上进心。
Only the first to see the advantages of students and teachers, students will have the desire to do better.
44、教育是一门艺术，它注重心灵沟通，它需要快乐的心和智慧的爱。
Education is an art, it pays attention to the heart communication, it needs to be a happy heart and the love of wisdom.
45、生命在于运动，能够让孩子们在活动中得到乐趣是我最大的心愿。
Life is movement, can let the children have fun in the activity is my biggest wish.
46、我愿意用自己的双手为学生描绘生活的美景，塑造他们美好的心灵。
I'm willing to for students to describe the beauty of life with their own hands, shape their good heart.
47、教师是太阳底下最光辉的职业，孩子的笑脸是校园里最灿烂的阳光。
Teacher is the most glorious career under the sun, the children's smiling face is the most brilliant sunshine in the campus.
48、在人生旅途上，有道德、智慧与事业相伴，便会风雨无阻、光耀七彩!
On the voyage of life, moral, wisdom, and business go hand in hand, it will rain or shine, colorful appearance!
49、教师对学生来说是一个引路人似的兄弟姐妹，是心灵智慧的双重引路人。
Teachers for students is a lead like brothers and sisters, dual lead is the wisdom of the mind.
50、不放手让孩子去做，犹如血液循环受到阻碍，是会防害孩子增强体质的。
Don't let the child to do, like blood circulation impeded, would hamper children enhanced physique.
51、把简单的事情做彻底，把平凡的事情做经典，把每一件小事都做得更精彩。
To do simple things thoroughly, the classic, do the common things to do every little thing.
52、教给学生能借助已有的知识去获取新的知识，这是最高的教学技巧之所在。
To teach students to use the existing knowledge to obtain new knowledge, this is the highest teaching skills.
53、对教师来说，修养是教育的载体，境界是教育的起点，人格是教育的风帆。
For teachers, culture is the carrier of education, is the starting point of education, personality education is the sail.
54、教育是鼓励个人发展的过程，其实质是引导学生自己去探索，自己去发现。
The process of education is to encourage personal development, the essence of which is to guide students to explore, to discover yourself.
55、当代能做老师的人必定是不平凡的人;因为教育事业本身就是不平凡的事业。
Contemporary surely is able to do the teacher is not ordinary person; Because education career itself is extraordinary career.
56、教师若不能取得他的学生对自己的尊敬和爱戴，那么最好让他离开教育岗位。
If a teacher can't get his students to his respect and love, then it is better to let him leave education jobs.
57、勤于给一棵棵稚嫩的幼苗松土浇水捉虫施肥的园丁终将迎来争奇斗妍的春天。
And watered hits the immature seedling scarification insect fertilizing the gardener will usher in bright spring.
58、一名具有高尚师德的教师，须是一个因材施教，公正公平对待每一名学生的教师。
A noble teacher's ethics teacher, is a according to their aptitude, justice fair to each student's teacher.
59、少年时代的大量阅读，知识的大量积累，犹如一本电脑字典，携带与运用都方便。
Read a lot of teens, abundant accumulation of knowledge, like a computer dictionary, convenient to carry and use.
60、每位学生都是金子，在教师的精心呵护、智慧启迪、活力点击下，都能闪闪发光。
Every student has the gold in the teacher's care, wisdom, enlightenment, dynamic click, can shine.
