1、我的笑容，可以给任何人，但我的心，只能给你一个人。
2、下辈子如果我还记得你，我死都不和你在一起
3、长大了的我们，有了太多的心伤与眼泪。
4、水果忍者告诉我们：水果与炸弹同在，机遇与挑战并存
5、诺言还是敌不过时间，我的世界里不会再有你的诺言
6、最容易饿的人一般都是胖纸，因为有个成语叫作：最饿身重
7、喂，你的'丑可以衬托出世界的美丽
8、如果有一天我下去了。记住，我会上来找你的
9、你是我的优乐美，但垃圾桶才是你的归宿
10、喜欢一个人简单，但是让喜欢的人喜欢自己好难。
11、没有医保和寿险的，天黑后不要见义勇为
12、我以为我为你做的一切你都懂，可惜那只是我以为而已
13、世界上有两个我，一个假装快乐，一个真心难过。
14、渐渐的，渐渐的，有些人变得贱贱的
15、我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧
16、你以为你是谁？你就是泼出去的水、我连盆都不要
17、你长得如此多娇，引无数瞎子竞折腰
18、有些痛，说不出来 、只能忍着，直到能够慢慢淡忘
19、喝酒不要超过六分醉，吃饭不要超过七分饱，爱一个人不要超过八分。
20、不是我们不合适，只是你们比我们合适。
21、我妈就生了我一个限量版，爱不爱，你看着办
22、现在这么多奇葩，让我们这些普通人情何以堪啊
23、你把别人想得太复杂，是因为你也不简单
24、我学的是神圣的知识，你居然拿分数来衡量，这简直是对学术的玷污
25、我爱上了我的床，但是闹钟吃醋了，总是想把我和床分开
1、我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人，一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的。
2、他们怎么能管你叫猪呢？？这太不像话了！总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧！怎么能说你长得像猪呢？那是侮辱了猪。
3、你张的很野兽派嘛！
4、你需要回炉重造。
5、你小时候被猪亲过吧？
6、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
7、你干嘛用屁股挡住脸啊！
8、你的长相很提神的说。
9、你长的真后现代
10、你长的真够乱翻翻的了！
11、你长的外形不准，比例没打好。
12、你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。
13、你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气！
14、你长的好象车祸现场。
15、你长得太好认了。
16、你，远看是靓女，近看是侏罗纪的恐龙！（一个千度大近视的小子的遗言）
17、你，什么都没做错！只能怪达尔文的进化论惹的祸！
18、某某某美女一回头，吓死河边一头牛。某某某美女二回头，姚明改打乒乓球。某某某美女三回头，火星脱轨撞地球。
19、见过丑的`，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！
20、很惋惜的看着他说：“手术能整回来吗？”
21、长的惊险，有创意啊！
22、长的很无辜，长的对不起人民对不起党。
23、长的很科幻，长的很抽象。
24、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
25、长得再丑都可以，就是不能像你这样！
26、长成这样也不容易，吸收很多宇宙射线吧？看得出来！
27、唉呀妈呀，我见着明星了！你不就是那阿凡达里面的女主角嘛！
对人生感悟的英语句子篇一
1.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分。
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.
4.智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主(除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外)
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.
6.如果敌人让你生气，那说明你还没有胜他的把握。
It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you’re irritable against them.
7.如果朋友让你生气，那说明你仍然在意他的友情。
From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you sitll care about the friendship between you.
8.令狐冲说“有些事情本身我们无法控制，只好控制自己。” 可是，他算什么!!
“ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts(武侠小说?). Who is, however, fucking he?
9.我不知道我现在做的哪些是对的，那些是错的，而当我终于老死的时候我才知道这些。所以我现在所能做的就是尽力做好每一件事，然后等待着老死。
Only till my natural death.could I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death.
10.也许有些人很可恶，有些人很卑鄙。而当我设身为他想象的时候，我才知道：他比我还可怜。所以请原谅所有你见过的人，好人或者坏人。
Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are.
11.鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里.水说我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。
“You couldn’t see my tears cause I am in the water.“ Fish said to water.
“But I could feel your tears cause you are in me.“ Answered water.
12.快乐要有悲伤作陪，雨过应该就有天晴。如果雨后还是雨，如果忧伤之后还是忧伤.请让我们从容面对这离别之后的离别。微笑地去寻找一个不可能出现的你!
Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and it would turn sunny after rain as well. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please take those farewells easy, and turn to smilingly look for yourself who is never to appear.
13.死亡教会人一切，如同考试之后公布的结果??虽然恍然大悟，但为时晚矣!
Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it’s too late to take a tumble.
14.你出生的时候，你哭着，周围的人笑着;你逝去的时候，你笑着，而周围的人在哭!
When you were born, you’re crying but lookers-on were smiling. When you are passing away, you’re smiling but lookers-on are crying.
15.男人在结婚前觉得适合自己的女人很少，结婚后觉得适合自己的女人很多。
Man might think that few women fit him before his marriage, and contrarily when they get married.
16.于千万人之中，遇见你所遇见的人;于千万年之中，时间的无涯荒野里，没有早一步，也没有晚一步，刚巧赶上了。
Among thousands of people, you meet those you’ve met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.
17.每个人都有潜在的能量，只是很容易:被习惯所掩盖，被时间所迷离,被惰性所消磨。
Everyone has his inherent ability( power or capacity?) which is easily concealed by habbits, blurred by time, and eroded by laziness( or inertia?).
18.人生短短几十年，不要给自己留下了什么遗憾，想笑就笑，想哭就哭，该爱的时候就去爱，无谓压抑自己。
Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry as you like, and it‘s meaningless to oppress yourself.
19.《和平年代》里的话：当幻想和现实面对时，总是很痛苦的。要么你被痛苦击倒，要么你把痛苦踩在脚下。
While our dream is confronted with the reality, you always feel painful. Just trample on the pain, or you‘ll be beat down by it.
20.真正的爱情是不讲究热闹不讲究排场不讲究繁华更不讲究嚎头的。
A true love is what doesn‘t strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum.
21.生命中，不断地有人离开或进入。于是，看见的，看不见了;记住的，遗忘了。生命中，不断地有得到和失落。于是，看不见的，看见了;遗忘的，记住了。然而，看不见的，是不是就等于不存在?记住的，是不是永远不会消失?
There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those seen, and forget those remembered. There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten. Nevertheless, doesn‘t the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain for ever?
22.我们确实活得艰难，一要承受种种外部的压力，更要面对自己内心的困惑。在苦苦挣扎中，如果有人向你投以理解的目光，你会感到一种生命的暖意，或许仅有短暂的一瞥，就足以使我感奋不已。
It‘s true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities.You would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you a understanding look during your bitter struggle.Even a mere glance would make you moved and inpired.
23.我不去想是否能够成功,既然选择了远方,便只顾风雨兼程;我不去想,身后会不会袭来寒风冷雨,既然目标是地平线,留给世界的只能是背影。
I wouldn‘t care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance. I wouldn‘t care the difficulties around, for what I can leave on the earth is only their view of my back since I have been marching toward the horizontal.
24.后悔是一种耗费精神的情绪.后悔是比损失更大的损失,比错误更大的错误.所以不要后悔。
Pentinece is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a bigger mistake than mistake itself, so never regret.
对人生感悟的英语句子篇二
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. (Marie Curie) 生活中没有什么可怕的东西，只有需要理解的东西。(居里夫人)
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (J. Barrymore) 只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。(巴里摩尔)
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. (C. M. Schwab) 只要有无限的热情，一个人几乎可以在任何事情上取得成功。(施瓦布)
One thing I know: The only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. (A. Schweizer) 有一点我是知道的：在你们之中，只有那些愿意寻求发现如何为别人服务的人，才是真正幸福的。(施韦策)
The important thing in life is to have a great aim, and the determination to attain it. (Goethe) 人生重要的在于确立一个伟大的目标，并有决心使其实现。(歌德)
To live is to function. That is all there is in living. (Holmes) 活着就要发挥作用，这就是生活的全部内容。(霍姆斯)
Man can only be free through mastery of himself. ( S. E. Morison) 只有通过掌握自己，才能使自己得到解放。(莫里森)
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning. (J. H. Newman) 不要害怕你的生活将要结束，应该担心你的生活永远不曾真正开始。(纽曼)
Choose a life of action, not one of ostentation. ( C. Nepos) 要选择行动的一生，而不是炫耀的一生。(内波斯)
When the fight begins within himself, a man's worth something. ( R. Browning) 当一个人内心开始斗争时，他就有了价值。(布郎宁)
There is only one success --- to be able to spend your life in your own way. (C. Morley ) 只有一种成功，那就是能够用自己的方式度过自己的一生。(莫利)
We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinitehope. ( Martin Luther King, Jr.) 我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。(马丁。路德。金)
We grow neither better nor worse as we grow old but more like ourselves. ( M. L. Becker ) 随着年龄的增长，我们并不变得更好也不变得更坏，而是变得更象我们自己。(贝克尔)
If a jewel falls into the mire, it remains as precious as before; and though dust should ascend to heaven, its former worthlessness will not be altered. (AL Jaber) 宝石即使落在泥潭里，仍是一样可贵;尘土纵然扬到天上，还是没有价值。(贾比尔)
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. ( Strong) 与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。(斯特郎)
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. ( J. Burroughs ) 一个人可以失败许多次，但是只要他没有开始责怪别人，他还不是一个失败者。(巴勒斯)
Work is the grand cure of all the maladies and miseries that ever beset mankind. (Carlyle) 工作是医治人间一切病痛和疾苦的万应良药。(卡莱尔)
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. ( B. Franklin) 二十岁时起支配作用的是意志，三十岁时是机智，四十岁时是判断。(富兰克林)
The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but what they miss. ( T. Carlyle )生活的悲剧不在于人们受到多少苦，而在于人们错过了什么。(卡莱尔)
To sensible men, every day is a day of reckoning. ( J. W. Gardner ) 对聪明人来说，每一天的时间都是要精打细算的。(加德纳)
Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life. (Goethe ) 天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。(歌德) Wherever valour true is found, true modesty will there abound. ( W. S. Gilbert ) 真正的勇敢，都包含谦虚。(吉尔伯特)
We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. (W. Roger ) 我们不可能都成为英雄。总得有人在英雄走过的时候坐在路边鼓掌。(罗杰)
Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad. (Euripides) 上帝要谁灭亡，必先让他疯狂。(欧里比德斯)
Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two. ( A. Lowell ) 生活是一张白纸，每个人都在上面写上自己的一两句话。(洛威尔)
On earth there is nothing great but man; in the man there is nothing great but mind. ( A. Hamilton ) 地球上唯一伟大的是人，人身上唯一伟大的是心灵。(哈密尔顿)
Everything ought to be beautiful in a human being: face, and dress, and soul, and ideas. ( Chekhov ) 人的一切——面貌、衣着、心灵和思想，都应该是美好的。(契诃夫)
Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.( T. Fuller )
生活只是由一系列下决心的努力所构成的。(富勒)
Live as though you intend to live forever, and work as though your strength were limit less. (S. Bernhardt) 要这样生活，仿佛你寿命永恒;要这样工作，仿佛你精力无穷。(波恩哈特)
Other man live to eat, while I eat to live. ( Socrates ) 别人为食而生存，我为生存而食。(苏格拉底)
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. ( S. Butler ) 生活是一种艺术，要在不充足的前提下得出充足的结论。(巴特勒)
Life is not all beer and skittles. ( T. Hughes ) 人生并非只是吃喝玩乐。(休斯)
For man is man and master of his fate. ( A. Tennyson ) 人就是人，是自己命运的主人。(丁尼生)
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. |( V. Hugo ) 生活中最大的幸福是坚信有人爱我们。(雨果)
Have an aim in life, or your energies will all be wasted. ( R. Peters ) 人生应该树立目标，否则你的精力会白白浪费。(彼得斯)
None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.( Erasmus ) 只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活或自由。(伊拉斯漠)
What makes life dreary is the want of motive. (George Eliot ) 没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。(艾略特)
Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win? ( Lane Kirkland ) 不要认为取胜就是一切，更重要的是要有信念。倘若你没有信念，那胜利又有什么意义呢?(柯克兰)
