1、No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. （Henry Louis Mencken）
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的`，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
2、Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. （Oscar Wilde）
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
3、Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. （Albert Einstein）
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
4、I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.（Patrick Murray）
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。
5、 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.（Milton Berle）
一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。
6、love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies
爱情常是喜剧，偶尔是悲剧。
7、love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes
爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
8、love is not only a sentiment but also an art
爱情不仅仅是感情，它也是艺术。
9、 love is the greatest refreshment in life
爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
10 love never dies
爱情永不死。
Do you know what it means to nete home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. （Henry Youngman）
晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. （Nash）
保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认；2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.（Anonymous）
婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same"- Emily Bronte
不论我们的'灵魂是什么做成的，他的和我的是一模一样的。——艾米莉勃朗特
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you- A A Milne
假如你的寿命是100年，那我希望自己活到100岁的前一天，因为那样我的生命中每天都有你。——米尔恩
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun - Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet"
嘘!那边窗户里亮起的是什么光?哦，那是东方，朱丽叶就是太阳!——莎士比亚，《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong"- W.H. Auden
他是我的南北，我的西东。是我作息的意义。是我的日夜，是我欢唱谈话的内容。我以为爱会永恒不朽……我错了。——WH奥登
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就会逐渐消失，美色也会随之枯谢，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才真正是令人满意的结果。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻。 [译者注：结婚离婚都可]
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的.这个我扔不掉。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位/单身汉的地位，而女人会获得硕士学位/征服者的地位。[译者注：双关语]
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)
晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗?这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认;2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)
婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。
