1、Guy： This is called a brain. I thinkthats where ideas go.
Thunk： Dad, I dont have a brain.
小盖：这是大脑，我想的.很多点子都来自这里。
(傻蛋)坦克：老爸！我没有大脑！
2、Grug：A cave！Everyone inside！
Gran：It looks the cave have a tongue！Very magical！
爸爸：是洞穴！大家快进去！
奶奶：这洞穴还有舌头，真神奇！
3、Eap：What is that?
Guy： fire.
Thunk：Fire is bitting me!
小伊：这是什么?
小盖：是火。
(傻蛋)坦克：火怎么会咬人啦！
4、Guy： I call them shoes.
Eap：Im love it.But where my feet?
盖：我叫它们为鞋子
小伊：我好喜欢，那我的脚呢?
5、Sandy：Release the baby!
小珊：放孩子咬它！
6、We never had the chance to explorethe outside world because of my dads one rule：New is always bad. Never not beafraid！
我们从没机会探索外面的世界，是因为我爸爸的那条规则：新事物是不好的，永远要小心！
7、Now we dont call it alive, its just not to die
我们现在这不叫活着，这只是没有死去
8、Dont hide, dont beafraid of the dark，follow the lights，then you can find tomorrow！
不要躲避，不要害怕黑暗，向着太阳，你就能找到明天！
《疯狂原始人》经典台词
Guy: This is called a brain. I think that's where ideas go.
Thunk: Dad, I don't have a brain.
"Eep: My name's Eep and this is my family, the Croods. We never had the chance to explore the outside world because of my dad's one rule:
Eep: Never leave the cave.
Grug: New is always bad. Never not be afraid!
Eep: We never had a chance to explore the outside world, but what we didn't know was that our world was about to change."
"[Gran tries to eat Belt, the sloth, but Belt pulls a knife on Gran.]
Guy: Don't do that. He's not food. He's a pet, my pet.
Gran: What's a pet?
Guy: An animal you don't eat
Gran: We call those children.
Eep: [Smitten with Guy] Isn't this fun? We're taking our first trip together."
"Grug: Just think, our whole family packed together on a long, slow trip across country. We'll tell stories. We'll laugh. We'll become closer as a family.
[Sandy, the baby, bites Grug's face.]
Grug: Ah, get her off!
Ugga: If you're not ready to challenge her then don't look her in the eye!
Gran: Could you keep your big giant arms on your side of the trail?!
Grug: You want me to turn this family around? Do you? Because I will turn this family around so fast!
Thunk: Dad, I gotta go!
Grug: Come on, you can hold it.
Gran: I'm not dying on an empty stomach.
Ugga: Ugh, we're all pretty tired.
Grug: We'll eat when we get there.
Gran: It's taking too long! I'm grabbing a snack."
"Guy: We've gotta move faster. I call them shoes.
Eep: [screams] I love them! Where are my feet?"
"Eep: Oh, I've been in that cave forever!
Grug: Three days is not forever.
Eep: It is with this family.
Ugga: Mom, we're ready to leave. Mom?
Gran: Still alive!
Grug: It's still early."
"Grug: Ideas are for weaklings."
"Guy: Who are you.
Eep: OH! Eep.
Guy: Let me clarify Eep. The world is ending.
Eep: What
Guy: I am calling 'The End'"
"Guy: I am guy.
Eep: Guy.
Guy: And this is Belt.
Guy: Cook, conversationalist, navigator.
Guy: Also keeps my pants up.
Eep: What are pants up."
"Guy: Belt, emergency idea generator activate!"
"Grug: Never not be afraid."
"Thunk: You need a name, I think I'll call you Douglas. Roll over Douglas."
我有一个对我和老妈非常好的老爸，但是有些时候，老爸也是够疯狂的啦。
“疯狂”理由1：香烟
我的`老爸对香烟可说是很疯狂了。一是老爸喜欢抽烟，动不动就背着老妈抽上一根，惹得妈妈好生气啊，看到老爸在偷偷抽烟，老妈便脸色突变，老爸看到老妈的脸色后，急出一头汗，急忙在我的掩护下，将烟狠狠地塞进烟灰缸。一但老妈知道实际情况，便将爸爸苦苦攒钱买的香烟一股脑地扔几垃圾桶，要不是里面很脏，老爸肯定在里面把烟捡出来，猛抽一口，长舒一口气，然后装作若无其事般地去看电视了。
“疯狂”理由2：不整理好自己的东西
老爸有个特别特别不好的习惯，那就是不喜欢自己整理好自己的东西，没次上班前都要在家里进行一次大扫荡，这时，我就会嘲笑道：“哈哈，老爸放牛把牛放掉了！”老爸听了，顿时来了个河东狮吼：“嘿嘿，想做卷子了吧！今天必须做到第3章！”就在这时，我的“顶梁柱”老妈来了！
爸爸的表情顿时来了个180度大转弯：“呵呵，宝贝讲得对！我应该做好深刻的自我反省！”
“疯狂”理由3：还是香烟
平时老爸不喜欢整理好自己的东西，比如说上厕所的时候，可以把他的小说书从“南极”带到“北极”，找不到也就算了。可是老爸对待香烟从来不是如此。每次把香烟带到“北极”后，又搭乘“雪地车”去寻找，找不到试不罢休，哪怕找上“三天三夜”，也要找到。所以每次他的香烟掉了，就知道，不出一小时，家里已经变成伊拉克的“灾民窟”了！
这就是我的“疯狂”老爸，我这次是冒着“生命危险”写的，谁要是跟我爸讲，我就叫我爸到你家去疯狂一次！
