优美忧伤的英文句子
1、谁将烟焚散，散了纵横的牵绊。
who will smoke burn, the vertical and horizontal stumbles.
2、鬓边芳华一线逍遥换是不换
grey edge youth easy change is not change
3、无无明，亦无无明尽…乃至无老死，亦无老死尽
there is no ignorance, there is no ignorance to do... And even die of old age, nor die of old age
4、梦不醒素手披薄衣无奈双燕归去传寒意
dream don't wake up, hand wearing thin clothes but double yan home and chill
5、就算世界荒芜，总有一个人会是你的信徒。
even if the world barren, there is always a person would be you of believers.
6、月色空燃镜里桃花明艳响板红檀
Peach blossom in the moonlight air-fuel mirror Ming yan castanet red wingceltis
7、纸张有些破旧，有些模糊。可每一笔勾勒，每一抹痕迹，似乎都记载着跨越千年万载的思念。
paper, some old, some fuzzy. But each brush, each stroke, seem to have records that spans over one thousand years of missing.
8、万般故事，不过情伤。易水人去，明月如霜
so the story, but the feeling hurt. Xiao man to the moon, such as the frost
9、我们总会迁就别人而伤害自己，所以，对自己好一点，因为没人会把你当全世界。
we always accommodate others and hurt yourself, so a bit better to oneself, because no one will take you when the world.
10、天不老，情难绝。心似双丝网，中有千千结。
days old, love is difficult. In the heart like double screen, thousands knot.
11、不要轻易用过去来衡量生活的幸与不幸，每个人的生命都是可以绽放美丽的，只要你珍惜。
don't use the past to measure life of fortune and misfortune, everyone's life is can blossom beautiful, as long as you cherish.
12、很多事情，我们可以感动，却不能流泪。
a lot of things, we can be touched, but can not shed tears.
13、芙蓉花暖醉人心美人容颜倾天下
1hibiscus warm heart intoxicate beauty appearance all over the world
14、我似秋叶承载几许荏苒华梦歇
and I like the autumn leaves bearing how much as China dream
15、如花美眷，似水流年，回得了过去，回不了当初。
a river, prints, back to the past, back to the original.
16、但见伊人风华绝代舞三千不见长安繁华醉心间
but iraqis heyday three thousand dance between changan prosperous wrapped up
17、静水流深，沧笙踏歌；三生阴晴圆缺，一朝悲欢离合
still waters run deep, cang sheng extension; Good waxing, rain or shine once sensitized
18、宽恕并不是忘记，也不是赦免，而是放过自己。
to forgive is not forget, nor forgive, but let themselves.
19、红尘嚣浮华一世转瞬空。
red hubbub buckish I short empty.
20、离了繁华思良人赴哪方吟尽清风为君淡妆
Beloved 2from the prosperity to which side to sing all the wind light make-up for the king
21、快乐和幸福那么相似，可是快乐就是幸福吗
so similar, joy and happiness, but happiness is happiness?
22、古琴乃天籁，昆曲乃人籁，埙乃地籁也。
guqin music, kunqu opera is one which, two-string fiddle is lai also.
23、故地桃园死生契阔怎堪说一生奔波眷刻一世抉择
and how rich life or death pastly taoyuan deed as hoarding said life moment I of choice as soon as possible
24、我的世界是寂静无声的，容纳不下别人。
my world is silent, accommodate others.
25、因为依赖一份只有我记得的回忆，我已经长大。长到可以勇敢的'面对人。
because depend on a only the memories, I remember I have grown up. Can grow to be brave in the face of people.
26、生活其实也很简单，喜欢的就争取，得到的就珍惜，失去了就忘记。
life is also very simple, like fighting for, get treasure, lost forget.
27、当你越想挽留些什么的时候，就越容易失去些什么
when you want to keep something, the easier it is to lose what
28、太痛了就保持沉默，因为害怕说出来会换来同情…
too pain just keep silent, for fear it would gain sympathy...
29、相忘谁先忘，倾国是故国。泠泠不肯弹，蹁跹影惊鸿。
phase forget who first, pour kingdom is an old country. LingLing refused to play, whirling about shadow art.
30、从来胜者将故事雕琢败者叹息着沉默一世枭雄谁又能懂他们也曾如此寂寞
never winner will story carve loser sigh of silence I lean and who can understand them was so lonely
31、喜欢童话，是因为把它当成了童年。
like fairy tale, because regard it as a boy.
32、我终生的等候，换不来你刹那的凝眸
I wait for a lifetime, a change don't come to you of the moments of gaze
33、暮雪轻歌长风万里飘渺爱恨情仇一生多逍遥
sunset light snow song changfeng wanli ethereal love/hate life
34、看春花开又落，秋风吹着那夏月走，冬雪纷纷又是一年。她等到，人比黄花瘦。
see the spring flowers open and fall, autumn wind blowing the summer months, winter snow is a year in succession. She wait, thinner than yellow flowers.
35、今夕何夕，吾君可好
is now evening what evening, my king
36、清歌短朱阁转回廊延木兰舟畔独留人长叹
and qing song short turn Zhu Ge cloister delay magnolia boat on the retention time
37、快乐的时候，你听的是音乐。难过的时候，你开始懂得了歌词。
happy, you listen to music. Sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.
38、轻纱涤莲动鱼儿淘桑麻话酒绿蚁窖
veils polyester lotus fish tao SangMa green ant wine cellar
39、不回头，只是还没找到留下的理由。
don't look back, just haven't find a reason to leave.
40、寒雨饮就半壶锦榻哭挥就一世朱
cold rain drinking half a pot of kam couch to cry and just I of zhu
41、敢相弃不相欺弦断情深绵如缕
dare to abandon not deceives string break feeling ShenMian faint
42、我宁可我们不曾相濡以沫，我但愿我们从来就相忘于江湖。
I'd rather we never dawei, I hope we never forget in river's lake.
43、看破的遁入空门，痴迷的枉送性命。
and he who sees through into an empty net, obsessed with lose their lives.
44、誊写的书页中不复字字刻骨断崖前仍可辨依稀英雄末路
copying the page no longer impressive cliffs before every word in the end still discernible vaguely hero
45、双獭祭鱼鸿雁归来渺伤感的英文句子
double TaJi hong yan return are fish
46、我自是年少，韶华倾负。
I am very young, long negative.
47、此间滋味与谁人你曾素手把香焚
the taste here with whom you had put incense
48、岁月从指间流淌着，我感觉到自己的星宿从轨迹中缓缓陨落。。
years, flowing from the fingers, I feel my stars slowly falling from the track..
49、你知道的，失去你，我会失去活着的意义。
you know, lose you, I will lose the meaning of living.
50、我只是和星星一起闪亮和黑夜一起寂寞的孩子
I just and the stars shine together and the night together lonely child
51、点数这无眠月中天白沙水岸五更寒
credits the sleepless months transit even cold white sand bank
52、尘缘从来都如水，罕须泪，何尽一生情?莫多情，情伤己。
the fate of the world has never been like water, Abraham must tear, what all life loveDon't affectionate, love hurt yourself.
53、青丝绝四年桔梗开又谢
moss off four years about thanks again
54、我决定不再流泪，就像你决定要离开我一般地坚定。
I decided not to tears, as you decide to leave I generally firm.
篇一：优美的英文短句
我曾经七次鄙视自己的灵魂——1．它本可进取，却故作谦卑；2．它空虚时，用爱欲来填充；3．困难和容易之间，它选择容易；4．它犯错，却借由别人来宽慰自己；5．它自由软弱，却认为是生命的坚韧；6．它鄙夷一张丑恶的嘴脸，却不知那是自己面具中的一副；7．它在生活污泥中，虽不甘心，却又畏首畏尾。
Contemptible Soul:faking humility where it should be aggressive;seeking sensual pleasures when empty;slipping into the easy in face of the difficult; self-comforting when erroneous;labeling weakness as tenacity of life in self-deceit;yielding,though unwillingly,to the muddy life.
穿过幽暗的岁月，也曾感到彷徨，当你低头的瞬间，才发觉脚下的路。（许巍——《蓝莲花》看到这里我彻底服了）Walking through the dark days / wavering to and fro / That moment you look down to your feet / You see the road underneath
幸福，是用来感觉的，而不是用来比较的。生活，是用来经营的，而不是用来计较的。感情，是用来维系的，而不是用来考验的。爱人，是用来疼爱的，而不是用来伤害的。金钱，是用来付出的，而不是用来衡量的。 谎言，是用来击破的，而不是用来粉饰的。信任，是用来沉淀的，而不是用来挑战的。
Happiness is to be felt, not to be compared; life is to be lived, not to be bargained; love is to tie, not to test; sweetheart is to be loved, not to be hurt; money is to pay, not to measure; lie is to be disclosed, not to gloss; trust is to deposit, not to be challenged.
我将在茫茫人海中寻访我唯一之灵魂伴侣。得之，我幸；不得，我命。(徐志摩)
I will be in constant search for my soulmate in the endless sea of crowd. Fortune favors me if I could find her and destiny plays its part if I couldn't.
懂得选择，学会放弃，耐得住寂寞，经得起诱惑。
Learn to choose, to forsake, to endure loneliness, to resist temptation.
知音，能有一两个已经很好了，实在不必太多。朋友之乐，贵在那份踏实的信赖。(三毛) It’s delightful to have just one or two bosom friends in life. The delight lies in the mutual trust which makes you feel secure.
公安都用淘宝体：“亲，告别日日逃，分分慌，秒秒惊的痛苦吧，赶紧预订喔！”我来给你译一个：
Dear, Say goodbye to the pain of fleeing day by day, panic minute by minute, alarm second by second! Please! Please! Please![哈哈]
《教父》经典
Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking. // A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults. // Never hate your enemies. It clouds your judgment. // A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
生活不能等待别人来安排, 要自已去争取和奋斗;而不论其结果是喜是悲,但可以慰藉的是,你总不枉在这世界上活了一场。(路遥《平凡的世界》) Life is not to wait, but to strive and achieve. Whatever the result, favorable or unfavorable, it’s comforting that you have lived a life of your own.
最好不相见，免我常相恋。最好不相知，免我常相思。（仓央嘉措）It is best not to see,then there is no chance to fall in love; it is best not to become intimate,then I will not be forlorn when I miss.
爱情的根本愿望是：在陌生的人山人海中寻找一种自由的盟约。（史铁生《务虚笔记》）The fundamental desire within love is to seek a oath of alliance for liberty in a sea of strangers.
别和小人过不去，因为他本来就过不去；别和社会过不去，因为你会过不去；别和自己过不去，因为一切都会过去；别和往事过不去，因为它已经过去；别和现实过不去，因为你还要过下去。。。
Don't mess with the treacherous for they mess with everyone; don't mess with the society, or you will mess with yourself;don't mess with yourself for all the mess will pass;don't mess with the past for what is past is past; don't mess with reality for it's your life for real.
不管你的生活多么卑微，面对它，把生活进行下去，不逃避，不咒骂，生活还不如你坏哩，你最富有的时候，它反而最贫瘠。（梭罗）However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. It is not so bad as you are. It looks poorest when you are richest.
我曾经七次鄙视自己的灵魂——1．它本可进取，却故作谦卑；2．它空虚时，用爱欲来填充；3．困难和容易之间，它选择容易；4．它犯错，却借由别人来宽慰自己；5．它自由软弱，却认为是生命的坚韧；6．它鄙夷一张丑恶的嘴脸，却不知那是自己面具中的一副；7．它在生活污泥中，虽不甘心，却又畏首畏尾。
Contemptible Soul:faking humility where it should be aggressive;seeking sensual pleasures when empty;slipping into the easy in face of the difficult; self-comforting when erroneous;labeling weakness as tenacity of life in self-deceit;yielding,though unwillingly,to the muddy life.
不是一切火焰只燃烧自己而不把别人照亮;不是一切星星仅指示黑暗而不报告曙光;不是一切歌声只掠过耳旁而不留在心上Not every flame is to destroy but not enlighten;not every star is to signal darkness but not welcome daylight;not every song is to waft past ears but not imprint on heart.
所有的悲伤，总会留下一丝欢乐的线索。所有的遗憾，总会留下一处完美的角落。我在冰封的深海，找寻希望的缺口。却在午夜惊醒时，蓦然瞥见绝美的月光。(几米)
Sorrow leaves a trace for joy and regret carves a corner for perfection. I, in the depths of frozen sea, seek hope to the end of tunnel, but only to catch a glimpse of beautiful moonlight when starting awake at midnight.
每个人的心里，有多么长的一个清单，这些清单里写着多少美好的事，可是，它们总是被推迟，被搁置，在时间的阁楼上腐烂。为什么勇气的问题总是被误以为是时间的问题，而那些沉重、抑郁的、不得已的，总是被叫做生活本身。（刘瑜）
In every heart hides a long list with so many beautiful things to fulfill, which are then postponed, suspended, rotten in the attic of time. What is actually a matter of courage is labelled as a matter of time but the ponderous,the depressing,the unfulfillable as life itself.
黑夜给了我黑色的眼睛，我却用它寻找光明。（顾城）Black night endows me with black eyes, / which yet empowers me to seek light.
在一回首间，才忽然发现，原来，我一生的种种努力，不过只为了周遭的人对我满意而已。为了博得他人的称许与微笑，我战战兢兢地将自己套入所有的模式所有的桎梏。走到途中才忽然发现，我只剩下一副模糊的面目，和一条不能回头的路。(席慕容《独白》)
Looking back,I realize all my efforts on the way are to please those around me. To win their praising smiles,I,in trembling fear,chain myself into acceptable modes of living. Now, in the midway of life,I find myself left with vague features in a way never to be trodden backward.
不是每一次努力都会有收获，但是，每一次收获都必须努力，这是一个不公平的不可逆转的'命题。（张爱玲） It is an unfair yet irreversible truth that not every effort is rewarded yet every reward requires effort.
诗人北岛获布朗大学荣誉文学博士学位(Doctor of Letters) / 北岛：卑鄙是卑鄙者的通行证，高尚是高尚者的墓志铭 Baseness is the passport of the base; nobility is the epitaph of the noble.
虚名浮誉是流转人间最无用的假金币，但是多少人都是心甘情愿地用健康、休息和生命跟它们交换。（蒙田）Fame in all its vanity is the most valueless fake currency in the world, yet so many of us are willing to sacrifice our health, rest and life for it.
做人凡事要静，静静来，静静去，静静努力，静静收获，切忌喧哗（亦舒）You should carry yourself quietly in everything, making your appearance quietly and retiring from the stage quietly, taking pains quietly and making gains quietly. Hype noise in anything is unnecessary.
所谓父母，就是那不断对着背影既欣喜又悲伤，想追回拥抱又不敢声张的人。(龙应台) Parents are those who rejoice in sorrow at the sight of the child's back, who yearn to call him back for a hug yet restrain themselves from doing it.
老头子恋爱听说像老房子着了火，烧起来没有救的。（钱钟书《围城》）An old man's love was said to be like an old house set ablaze. Once it started burning, there was no saving it.
镌刻在你身上的忧伤愈深，你能容纳的欢乐愈多。（纪伯伦）When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow
that is giving you joy. The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
把回想留给未来吧。就象把梦留给海，把风留给夜海上的帆。（顾城）Reflection is for the future, just as dream is for the sea and wind is for the sail on the night ocean.
好学近乎知，力行近乎仁，知耻近乎勇。To be fond of learning is akin to knowledge. To practice with vigor is akin to benevolence. To possess the feeling of shame is akin to courage. （Confucius）
我对自己要求很低:我活在世上,无非要明白些道理,遇见些有趣的事。倘能如愿,一生就算成功(王小波) I don't demand too much of myself: life is little more than figuring out a few philosophies and coming across something interesting. If that desire is fulfilled, my life will be a triumph.
死生契阔，与子成说。执子之手，与子偕老。（Alive or dead, far or near, I make my word to you: I'll hold your hand till together we grow old.)
常送句话给你的她：You are beautiful tonight. Not just tonight, but especially tonight.（谢霆锋香港金像奖获奖感言，给张柏芝 ）
你的生命有限，不要为仿效他人而浪费时间。不要为教条所束缚。不要让他人的想法左右你内心的声音。(乔布斯)Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice.(Jobs)
幸福四要素（罗素）：健康的身体、避免陷入贫困的收入、愉快的人际关系、成功的工作。Four ingredients of happiness (Bertrand Russell) : the first is health; the second, sufficient means to keep you from want; third, happy personal relations; and fourth, successful work.
我欲与君相知, 长命无绝衰。山无陵, 江水为竭, 冬雷震震, 夏雨雪, 天地合, 乃敢与君绝。I shall love you to the end of time!Till mountains crumble,streams run dry,thunder r
篇二：好听的英文句子
1、An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。
2、Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
3、Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要为结果而哭泣，为你的曾经经历微笑。 你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
4、Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
5、Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who is not willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
6、For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much.一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。
7、I know it’s a lie what you keep inside 我知道那只是谎言，到底有什么藏在你的内心深处？
.8-、I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I havetno idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。
9、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我喜欢你，不是因为你是谁，而是因为与你在一起时我是谁。
10、I don’t think that when people grow up, they will become more broad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it’s selecting process, knowing what’s the most important and what’s the least. And then be a simple man. 我不觉得人的心智成熟是越来越宽容涵盖，什么都可以接受。相反，我觉得那应该是一个逐渐剔除的过程，知道自己最重要的是什么，知道不重要的东西是什么。而后，做一个纯简的人。
11、If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, sheneeds reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herselfclearly. coz only she has is misfortune.女人如果不性
感，就要感性；如果没有感性，就要理性；如果没有理性，就要有自知之明；如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
12、If living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with you is the award of the lord… In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. 哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
13、In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you. 在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。
14、In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself forsomeone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor love. Justask for meeting you in my most beautiful years.一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。
15、Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不意味着他们没有全心全意地爱你。
16、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
17. Miracles happen every day. 奇迹每天都在发生.
18、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知道谁会喜欢上你的笑容。
19、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你流泪的人不会让你哭泣。
20、People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again. 真爱过的人很难再恋爱.
21、 The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却远在天边。
22、There’s hope beyond the pain. 痛苦之后，还有希望。
23、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
24、When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up andhave a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast,clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn’t takeaway the world that belongs to you.当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。
25、You got me feeling crazy. 你令我快要发疯了 . You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.如果活着，是上帝赋予我最大的使命，那么活者有你，将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐
篇三：好听的英文句子
美好的日子给你带来快乐，阴暗的日子给你带来经验。所以，不要对生命中的任何一天怀有遗憾。
Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experience.
风吹起如花的流年、而你成为最唯美的点缀。
The wind such as flower of time, and you become the most beautiful ornament. 所有人都想得到幸福，不愿承担痛苦，但是不下点小雨，哪来的彩虹?
Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.
夏天的飞鸟，飞到我的窗前唱歌，又飞去了。
秋天的黄叶，它们没有什么可唱，只叹息一声，飞落在那里。
stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.
and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall
there with a sign.
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现
篇四：好听的英文句子
╰︶￣ 幸福，挂在嘴边旳微笑゛
What is a man's first duty? The answer is brief: To be himself。----Henrik Ibsen 一个人的首要职责是什么？很简单：做自己
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - 没有大笑的一天，等于浪费了一天.
I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 宁愿笑著流泪,嘢不哭著说后悔 心碎了,还需再补吗？
There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过
Don't worry,it will soon pass whatever it is. 不要烦恼，无论什么不高兴的事情都会很快过去的
Views shut down as the tears fall.
当泪落下的时候，所有风景都沉默
Life's like this,and you fall and you crawl and you break,and you take what you get.And you turn it into honesty.
生活就是这样，你会跌倒，挣扎，崩溃，你只能接受事实，以诚相对。
I like the subtle fresh green budding from the branches of the tree-the herald of spring,ushering in the dawn...
我喜欢这种淡淡的感觉，我喜欢看树枝上那淡淡的嫩绿，它是春天的使者，它是一天清晨的开始...
I like the subtle taste of tea that last long after a sip.The subtle bitter is what it is meant to be...
我喜欢喝淡淡的茶，淡淡之中才能品出它余味的清香，淡淡的苦，才是它原本的味道...
I don’t want to be in tears, but I am still in grief
我不想流泪，并非我不哀伤
I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken,is it needed to fix?
笑着流泪，也不哭着说后悔，心碎了，还需再补吗？
If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,than I wish we had never encountered.
如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见。
每个人 每天 都在遗忘一些事
8. 好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!
Good living, because we will die a long time!!!
10. 没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我 I do not find nothing, not to find something I
1.刚刚弹出这么一个窗口，说“找不到对象”，我觉得它是故意的。
2.爱情就像个响屁，高调的开始，低调的结束。
3.班主任是什么：就是一个破坏完你友情，再破坏你爱情，还不放过你亲情的人。
4.本人已死，大事抛坟，小事烧纸。
5.不当家不知柴米贵，不拍照不知自己肥。
6.机会就像秃子头上一根毛，你抓住就抓住了，抓不住就没了。
7.话是人说的，屁也是人放的，说话和放屁一样，都是一口气而已。
8.喝再多的水，也尿不完寂寞。
9.好累，想在后脑勺划一刀，然后瘫在地上装储蓄罐。
10.哥脸上的那绝对不是痘，那叫青春。
11.每个月总有那么几张毛爷爷，他的脸色由红变绿，由绿变黄，接着变蓝，再变紫，再变青，最后离我而去。
12.您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
13.如果命运掐住了你的咽喉，那你就挠挠他的胳肢窝。
14.如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧!
15.人生的悲哀就在于，当你想两肋插刀的时候，却只有一把刀。
16.人生不能像做菜把所有的料都准备好才下锅!
17.你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
18.你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
19.你不要像垃圾桶一样，一直装啊装啊装啊装…
20.不要乐观的像个屁一样，自以为能惊天动地。
21.不经历磨难，永远不知道有些人最擅长落井下石。
22.如果有来生，我要当条被子，不是躺在床上就是在晒太阳!
23.每个宿舍都有一个磨牙的，一个说梦话的，一个打呼噜的，一个睡很晚的。
24.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
25.没有医保和寿险的，天黑后不要见义勇为。
26.没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也回寂寞。
27.不要让你的女朋友有蓝颜，因为她蓝着蓝着你就绿了，不要让你的男朋友有红颜，因为他红着红着你俩就黄了。
28.请勿骚扰，本人正在骚扰别人。
29.情人节表白，人家不听;愚人节表白，人家不信;清明节表白，人家不应。唉。
30.屁就是你吃下去的食物们不屈的灵魂。
31.女人的`‘折旧率’煞是惊人，从‘新’娘变成‘老’婆，只消一个晚上的光景。
32.不在课堂上沉睡，就在酒桌上埋醉。
33.丑，但是丑的特别，也就是特别的丑!
34.此地禁止大小便，违者没收工具。
35.单身很痛苦，单身久了更痛苦，前几天我看见一头母猪，都觉得它眉清目秀的…
36.当今社会，生米煮成熟饭已经没有用了，就算变成爆米花，该跑的还是会跑。
37.地理老师问：四大洋分别是那个? 我答：喜羊羊美羊羊懒羊羊沸羊羊
38.哥，在哪里跌倒，就在哪里趴着。
39.不在放荡中变坏，就在沉默中变态!
40.脸乃身外之物，可要可不要，钱乃必要之物，不得不要。
41.赖床是对周末最起码的尊重。
42.看尽天下A片，心中自然无码～
43.开往地狱的火车，已启程，请勿扰。
44.经常会从梦中惊醒，因为做了一个饿梦，好饿好饿的梦。
45.她哥是黑社会咋了?靠!你************?
46.贱也是一种艺术，让我们一起将这门艺术搞好吧!
47.不以风骚惊天下，就以淫荡动世人。
48.目前状态：我在浪费时间，我在挥霍时光，我在模糊现在，我在恐惧未来。
49.母牛撞上高压线，真是牛逼带闪电。
50.明星脱一点就能更出名，我脱的光光的却被抓起来了!
